Hello my towarzyszu Chutzpanim,
My wife, the beautiful Shiksa, Baobei Funky Feng, gave me a Contour ROAM camera for my birthday. It's made to be mounted on a surfboard, but I cut it so it could fit on my bike. Probably there are special bike mounts out there, but who wants to wait?

 It's held on with a super adhesive forged by elves, in the frozen depths of Minnesota.
 Pretty good cut, eh?
 It has a L.A.S.E.R. to align the camera properly. On the high setting, it is used for mass circumcision.
Here it is with the camera on.
Oh what a sexy bike!

Here's the video with my songs, Moishe Batmann, and Sexy Time. Check it out on full screen-- it's only 720; the camera can go up to 1080i!
Enjoy dear Chutzpanim!
Sauce