During the spring in Tel Aviv, sandstorms blow in from the Sahara causing loss of visibility, breathing problems and general dustiness. This is why Tel Aviv is known as The Dusty City! This morning we had beautiful clear blue skies, but once again we were cursed by the Israelite's angry and jealous god, who darkened the heavens by scraping the dust from his hairy vagina. Cursed be thy name!
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Sauce Magnusson is an internationally renowned author, scientist, and musician with over 15 YouTube clicks for hit music videos such as Gay French Muslims, Sexy Time, Moishe Batmann, and Glutinous Rice. He received his Ph.D. in chemistry from the University of Illinois in 2012 and currently resides in Tel Aviv, Israel, where he leads the Israeli Strategic Hummus Reserve. Be the second to Follow Sauce on Facebook (after his mother- thanks Mom)!
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